Spalding area's Trish takes 5: All I want for Christmas is a Toto Washlet
Top of my Christmas list this year is a Toto Washlet. No, it's not a flannel for Dorothy's little dog but a high-tech Japanese toilet.
The all-singing, all-dancing lavatories we discovered in Japan were incredible, taking daily ablutions to another level. It's a wonder we managed to leave the hotel every day, such was the array of services available to pamper the Burgess bottom.
It's slightly worrying to know that your loo is hooked up to the electricity supply. It's even more disconcerting to sit down, unexpectedly, on a warm seat. Some were so hot they could generate a rosy glow on your cheeks.
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