APOLOGY: Sorry that my bottom offended you

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May I express my sincere apologies for offending the PCSO who had pulled up alongside me on my bike and informed me sharply that I needed to pull my trousers up.

It seems the top half of my derrière was showing. It was merely a case of my trousers slipping down and needless to say I rectified things promptly. I shudder to think what her reaction would’ve been if I’d actually been committing a crime.

And people wonder why I lose respect for authority...

Cameron Johnston

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