In town on Saturday, I was treated to the spectacle of a Radio Tulip roadshow featuring items of local interest.
Ever keen for publicity sat MP John Hayes, as affable and charming as ever.
Am I the only person who, having been told by your newspaper that this somewhat boastful character has a role in charge of national security, was left wondering what the hell was going on with UK national security a day after the Paris terror attack?
Either this man is in charge of national security, or he isn’t? Can you please clarify the situation.